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Sample Shit Test 9

A woman says to a man at a party: “You probably hit on all the pretty girls here.’

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The Five Magic Words to Woo a Woman

Those five magic words are not I-WANT-TO-MARRY-YOU. They are not I’M-IN-LOVE-WITH-YOU. They are not YOU-ARE-SO-VERY-BEAUTIFUL. They are….

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Men – Can you be hot too?

Introducing my new blog at www.ileftmarsforthis.com, a site about relationships. Check out my first post: “Men – Can you be hot too?” Yes, you can pass many Shit Tests, but if you don’t take care of your body, your mind and wit will only take you so far… And it got us thinking – there

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Example Shit Test 8

Man: Can you send me some more pictures of you? I really like them. Woman: You like them more than what I have to say?

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Example Shit Test 7

The woman says: “I would love have ten kids.”

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Example Shit Test 6

Man: Do you want to come over?

Woman: We’re not having sex you know.

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Example Shit Test 5

The woman says: I need a man who’s really supportive.

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American Sniper: One Shit Test. One Kill.

Read how “American Sniper” Chris Kyle knew exactly how to destroy Shit Tests.

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Example Shit Test 4

In a text conversation with a man she met online, when the man says he loves the way she looks, the woman writes: “But will you love my mind?”

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Example Shit Test 3

Elections are coming up, and the woman says: “Don’t tell me you’re voting [Democrat/Republican]” (fill in the blank)

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Example Shit Test 2

At a party or a bar, the woman teases a guy with, “Sorry, I need a guy who takes charge.”

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Example Shit Test 1

In a text conversation with a man she met online, the woman writes: “I used to be a party animal until I got old.”

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“Whiplash” Shit Test

On a first date with a girl, the main character of Whiplash faces a very obvious Shit Test from a girl concerned she is not pretty enough.

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For Love of the Shit Test – Video Sample

For Love of the Game follows the on-again/off-again relationship between star pitcher Billy Chapel (Kevin Costner) and journalist Jane Aubry (Kelly Preston). The entire relationship between the two main characters was one annoying Shit Test. The title of the movie is appropriate for this book. Chapel wasn’t only good at the game of baseball; he

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